I mean … seriously?! You’re going to ask me to change my tag to add more action because you’re ‘struggling’ to respond to all of my ‘internal monologue’? You gave me one sentence of action, and three paragraphs of internal monologue and I managed just fine. 

This is almost just as pretentious as ‘I just don’t know your motivation with these gifs’. Um, making out, oral, fucking. I’m sorry it wasn’t a pomegranate, skyscraper, and a fish head.

It’s a smut meme - why are we overthinking things? Get her top off and we’ll move on from there!

I don’t mean to complain, I’m glad to be getting tags after so long a time without, but I just get so annoyed by diva behavior. I want to find a partner who wants to write with me, and I want to have the chance to maybe someday write out some of the plots that have been taking root in my head for the past 3 years, and is that really so much to ask for?

Jesus Christ, I just want to gather up the people that I KNOW I love tagging with and the ones that enjoy tagging with me, too, and spirit them away to the musebox, and never have to deal with these wtf moments again. 


There is this old phrase that ‘the devil plays all the best tunes.’ There is a kind of freedom to being bad, an embracing of one’s most rebellious instincts. The idea that essentially order and chaos exist inside every human being and mostly – rightly — we behave ourselves. When you play a bad guy, you sort of cut loose from that sense of propriety.”

"You see, women are like fires, like flames. Some women are like candles, bright and friendly. Some are like single sparks, or embers, like fireflies for chasing on summer nights. Some are like campfires, all light and heat for a night and willing to be left after. Some women are like hearthfires, not much to look at but underneath they are all warm red coal that burns a long, long while."

— Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind (via quoted-books)

"I don’t chase people anymore. I learned that I’m here, and I’m important. I’m not going to run after people to prove that I matter."

— EY (via latelycravingmore)


Azar Nafísi, Reading Lolita in Tehran


Azar Nafísi, Reading Lolita in Tehran

"If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person."

— Things I wish I’d learned a long time ago (via insanity-and-vanity)

(Source: lil-plant-princess)


All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

"You don’t ask people with knives in their stomachs what would make them happy; happiness is no longer the point. It’s all about survival; it’s all about whether you pull the knife out and bleed to death or keep it in."

— Nick Hornby, How to Be Good (via bookmania)